Keep On Burnin'

Man I hate Mondays. The only thing keeping me rolling at this point is Metallica on the stereo and the knowledge that I've only got a week and a half more of work before a 2 week vacation (I only get to take time off around Christmas so I'm pretty freakin' excited). When I got to my office this morning, and unmarked envelope was sitting on my desk that just said "Jennifer Smith" on the label. Secretly praying it was a love letter from the boy I have a crush on, I open it up to find something far better. Well, maybe not *far* better, for who wouldn't die for a confession of love from their crush (are you reading this Carlos?! I love you. You complete me.), but pretty damn good anyway. Now I'm just rambling. I've had no coffee, you understand. Knowing that it would literally set the internet on fire, I promptly scanned the anonymous piece of paper left my desk and this is what it says....



KABOOM!